Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Needing some entertainment, I just went back and reread all of the Twitter posts that I favorited. I was laughing so hard! I forgot many of the ones I thought were hilarious, or at least genius of some kind, during the past year. It's amazing what some people can do in only 140 characters.

My favorites from the bunch --

For Internet SEO / marketing people:

From danpalmer -
How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, switch, sex, xxx, hardcore? #nerdjokes

For Software / Database developers:

From sastier:
"A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, Mind if I join you?"

Funny in General:

From lonelysandwich:
Now that I'm off the road and into a clean pair of pants, can someone tell me why it's legal to use screeching tires sound fx on the radio?

You can read 'em too - hope you find them as funny as I did.!/paulio10/favorites